| | This is the only reason I even remotely enjoyed watching Watchmen.
He may be a complete ass in the movie, but he was great to look at after being bombarded with a giant blue penis, lesbians, and not so great sex scenes with a wanna be Batman and a girl trying to be like mommy Jupiter. Add that to the SAW like gore, and I couldn't help but wishing Quentin and I had just stayed at Logan's.
One of my favorite crap quotes from the movie is when Lil Miss Jupiter is sucking on Manhattan's fingers for foreplay and she says, "Your fingers are like sucking on batteries."  Who wants that? Why would that be a good thing? In fact, I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing. Too bad little Jupiter's daddy is the Comedian. He's the only one worth having sex with in this cast of characters... if you can get past the rough rape scenarios he seems to enjoy.
If they had left out the sex and nudity shots, I could have saved at least 45 minutes of my time. I thought this was supposed to be about superheros, not murdering sex starved psychopaths in fancy costumes.
Overall, this movie is a waste of 3 hours. Don't bother seeing it in the theater if you are still interested. Just wait for pay per view or rent it later. That's about all it's worth.
In other news, I have decided I want to make these sometime soon. They are just too cute.
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| | Posted 3/8/2009 12:06 PM - 20 Views - 2 eProps - 2 comments
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